23 September 2017 @ 07:52 pm
Mister Mun, you realize that it would be mean to wish Master and Mistress and the others to the Far Shore, right? I don't care if it's mean to Mihaya and stop mentioning him among everyone else, but you want me to either not remember Master and everyone, or for them to die. I don't like either option, to be honest, nor do I see why you would find it interesting or funny.
 
 
23 September 2017 @ 11:02 am
Food with a Side of Smut Meme

( either/or/both, if you prefer, you can play at the mirror of this meme at [community profile] the_love_hotel )


The human brain, that complex, paradoxical ball of nerves, strives most to avoid pain and gain pleasure. Many, many people find great pleasure in two seemingly disparate pursuits: great food and mindblowing sex.

...you know where this is going. Why not combine the two? It's not that out-there - strawberries, chocolate, and whipped cream have been associated with the sensual forever (Valentine's, anyone) - and you might just serve up a heaping plateful of fu-

Okay. No food puns. Let's just get on with the meme.

HOW TO PLAY
- Comment with your character, info, what role you're into, prefs and etc. Prefs are very important for this meme, as prompts run from extremely vanilla (...sorry) to kinky.
- Reply to others.
- Thread.
- Take this meme however you want it. I'm not the police....or am I?
Prompts live under here )
 
 
23 September 2017 @ 06:26 am
 

the generic spy au



  • post with your character. congratulations, they're now a spy.
  • need inspiration? think kingsman, james bond, mission impossible, the bourne movies or any of these
  • pick a mission (assassination? gathering intel? going undercover?) or another situation (spies have to eat and drink and sleep, too, right? spies might have a family, spies might have downtime...)
  • tag around! others might be your partner, your target, a spy from another agency, a concerned family member, your boss or whatever else
Original: [personal profile] demisms 

 
 
23 September 2017 @ 09:06 pm
 
slow dancing
┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme

→ COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE.
→ PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND GO FOR IT.
→ PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY.
┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ the deal

FORMAL OR INFORMAL, WITH MUSIC OR WITHOUT, YOU COULD BE AT A GLAMOUROUS GALA WHILE A SINGER CROONS SOFTLY OR IN THE SILENCE OF YOUR OWN LIVING ROOM. WHEREVER YOU ARE, YOU HAVE THE URGE TO DANCE. DID YOU ASK YOUR PARTNER OR DID THEY ASK YOU? HAVE YOU GOT TWO LEFT FEET OR IS THE VIENNESE WALTZ YOUR JAM? IT COULD BE AWKWARD, IT COULD BE ROMANTIC. EITHER WAY IT'S CUTE AS HELL.
 
 
 
22 September 2017 @ 10:36 am

The All-Purpose JamJar Meme

For that authentic Jamjar experience without the pesky commitment. Roll or pick from a setting and a prompt below! Drum up some assumed CR with strangers! Jamjar settings are officially the best when you want to do a cross-canon tag-out but just can't be assed to think of a way to fit your character in another one's canon.



I - SETTING
  • 1. Horror: Your characters are taken from their own worlds and thrown into a terrifying situation! Things are creepy, resources are scarce, and ensuring your own survival is paramount.
  • 2. Sex Game: For whatever contrived and nonsensical reason, your characters are forced into a world where they gotta bone. Aside from smutstuff, you have the opportunity to play out how very awkward it is to navigate these agreements and encounters before and after. Lasting bonds can form from something you didn't expect! But so can eternal regret.
  • 3. Slice of Life: Characters are forced to live together in familial units. They have an opportunity here -- in spite of being stuck -- to relax and slow down and do some fun, ordinary things. Picnics, dates, school, etc.
  • 4. Fantasy: Characters are forced into guilds and roles, given weapons and are made to utilize their powers in coordinated units to complete missions.
  • 5. Scifi: Characters are thrust on to the frontier of spacial colonization! Characters on a spaceship! Characters being drafted into an Imperial Earth Army to fight/conquer foreign entities! Characters being in a world where they are assessed, identified, tracked and policed by artificial intelligence! And so on!
  • 6. Reincarnation/ New Identity: Your character has been reborn at this game, or given a new identity. Work out their karma or help them come to terms with having to live a new life.
  • 7. Asylum/Prison/Institutionalized Identity: Characters are locked up and put under heavy surveillance. Slowly they are institutionalized and disintegrated from ordinary social rules of engagement. They could be told that they've been identified as mentally dysfunctional, or they could be in prison! Are they pleading their innocence, or do they know they're guilty as fuck back in their world?
  • 8. Assignment-Based/Mercenary/Survival: Characters have to put their skills to good use as drafted mercenaries. Help your captors assassinate, spy, sabotage, infiltrate, steal, and terrorize for points that will lead up to your freedom or the freedom of others.
  • 9. Your Choice!: Do whatever!


II - SITUATION
  • 1. First Impressions: You never forget your first impression of someone. Unless it was entirely forgettable.
  • 2. Oh Hey Again: I kind of know you!!!! Hi!!! I hate this place but love familiarity hi!!!
  • 3. Event: SOMETHING IS HAPPENING and your characters have either run into each other or sought each other out to stick together during it!
  • 4. Living Quarters: Surprise, your characters are in the same house! Or room! Or building! Either way you have to share space and facilities with this person. Enjoy!
  • 5. Mystery: Who Did It? Why Are We Here? Characters are disappearing, people are dying, whatever is happening it is FISHY!
  • 6. Canon Update/Respawn/"But we know each other, I swear!": One character comes (back) to a game and does not remember previous CR. A relationship or friend or even hateship is forgotten. How will this be dealt with?
  • 7. Begrudgingly Working Together: You are so fucking annoying but I guess we have to fight Monster of the Day Together/Get Unstuck-UnLost Together/Find Our Way Back/Help Each Other Out.
  • 8. Is This a Date: Gee, you guys sure are doing a lot of things that people on dates do and you're having a lot of fun [sweats]...
  • 9. Violence: Characters beat the shit out of each other or help each other out of a gory situation with terrible traumatic injuries or something!
  • 10. One-Sided(?) Crush: How do you get their attention? Or, alternatively, how do you ignore that this person obviously is crushing on you and it's totally awkward
  • 11. Protecting/Saving: Your character's chance to be a hero or a damsel!
  • 12. Network Post: Mandatory bs.
  • 13. Inbox: Hey, can I talk to you for a second? In private?
  • 14. Your Choice!: Do whatever!

    original meme source.
 
 
22 September 2017 @ 10:23 am
Your Muse: Harley Quinn
Muse wanted: Anyone from Suicide Squad (movie/ comics)
Community: nexus_crossings
Fandom: Suicide Squad, DC Comics
Canon or AU: open to either
Medium: (Book, Movie, Game, etc) open to anything
Contact via: PM or tag here

Additional information: Just looking for some Suicide Squad members to post with.
 
 
STOP LAUGHING ALREADY!!! Any idiot would have found this out ages ago. You're just late, like the old hag you are.

And don't smirk like that either! Puma Tiger Scorpion is an awesome name for a cat.
 
 
22 September 2017 @ 07:04 am
 
[ Mid-Fuck & Integrated Prompts Smut Memes @ TLH ]
 
 
22 September 2017 @ 06:58 pm
 



Hmmmmmmmmm this is such a cozy room with such a cozy couch by such a cozy fire... I think I'll just... hug around this muscly pillow and take a nice long nap.

Wait... muscly pillow?! Yikes! Why can't I (want to) let go?!


The Rules:
  1. Post with your character(s.)
  2. Others reply.
  3. Regardless of romantic, friendly, or unhappy feelings towards each other, you are compelled to cuddle.
  4. Hugging, smooching, tummy rubs, spooning, the works!
  5. Have a warm time. :)
 
 
21 September 2017 @ 11:29 pm
You'll figure it out, but right now, you're worrying too much. You're thinking too much about it, and that only makes it worse. And you know it.

And I know you're tired. You were a different kind of tired last night when you wrote the first part of the story, and you were excited 'cause you had that idea, so it all came out at once and you barely looked to see if you spelled things right.

And now you're just worrying and tired, and that's no good.

Yes, I know I need more little pictures. But those can wait too. I wanted to play before you were ready to play with me.

What?

No, I don't know where I'm from. I thought you were supposed to figure that out....?

Clean your room. Go to bed. Play games, I don't know. Try writing again when you're done not thinking about it for a while, maybe?
 
 
21 September 2017 @ 09:34 pm
[ aka mun is rereading old comics and talk about the biggest wasted oppourtinity ever eff you dc! ]

Just... how bored are you?
 
 
21 September 2017 @ 09:34 pm
[ aka mun is rereading old comics and talk about the biggest wasted oppourtinity ever eff you dc! ]

Just... how bored are you?
 
 
21 September 2017 @ 07:34 pm
 
What a quaint little place you have here. It could use some work though. However, 'Dear Lady', can you really tell my brother and I apart? Do you wish to?
 
 
Romance Prompts


HOW TO PLAY
  • Comment with your character and preferences.
  • Comment to others.
  • THAT'S IT YOU'RE PLAYING.

PROMPTS

it's under here because i have a lot of prompts and feelings okay )
 
 
21 September 2017 @ 07:19 pm
THE IN HEAT/IN RUT AU MEME
not an alpha/beta/omega meme


There's no need for elaborate backstories for this AU. You go into heat, rut, whatever you'd like to call it. You've always done so since you were of age to do so. It's a socially accepted norm, and people have gotten used to the difficulties that come with the mating seasons. Life goes on.

Isn't this alpha/beta/omega, then? No, not at all. In this meme, there are no gender-variant genitalia unless your character comes prepackaged with those. No giant cocks - again, unless your character is already packing - or self-lubricating assholes or anal wombs, and no knotting. Unless that's your thing. There's also no set in stone roles with regards to dominance and submission, and some people do not even feel the inclination towards either. Still, there are a few similarities, mainly being that the pheromones of others can put someone into heat that was not in it before and the bond between mates. In addition, some humans/human-stand-ins have created packlike dynamics in response, but this is not universal.

In this meme, it's just regular old human...oids feeling the urge for sex. And by "urge," we of course mean all-consuming drive. If characters choose to ignore that urge, it will backfire on them. The more they put it off, the more they will lose their control, becoming more irritable and aggressive, and eventually be nothing but a rutting animal until the need to mate is satisfied. Not all heats call for mating, of course, and most people can just relieve themselves, but when you do mate, you feel the urge to stay by their side and essentially "nest." These desires don't always pan out into offspring, and mating isn't forever unless it's mutually decided upon. However, impregnating your mate is said to be one of the most euphoric experiences a person can have, even if some people only mate because they want to utterly possess someone, as mates are bonded for a while.

If there's anything that's to your fancy that's been left out, go ahead and add it in. Play it how you'd like!

HOW TO PLAY

  • Comment with your character and preferences.

  • Include what you're interested and not interested in.

  • Respond to others!


Read more... )
 
 
21 September 2017 @ 07:48 pm
Oh, darlin', you know I know how to show you a good time.

[ A beat, and then with a derisive sort of smirk: ] There's more to life than tailors, if you catch my drift.
 
 
 
21 September 2017 @ 03:08 pm
Feeling nostalgic, huh? I thought for sure you'd pick the Lieutenant back up again, but I can't say I'm unhappy with the decision. I doubt you will be, either-- I'm a lot more fun.

[he looks over his shoulder reflexively. it'd be just his luck that she heard that.]

The name's good, too. I had my doubts you could come up with a good one, but the double meaning? I like it. Don't worry too much about the canon review, either, it's not like you're serious about this. Just have fun.
 
 
21 September 2017 @ 05:15 pm
See? Wasn't it a good idea to wait until you knew my character better? That detective appeared before you thought he would, we're approaching those "spoilers" you keep mentioning about the student council president and on top of that...you...have the wrong impression about me and maids.





...well, two good things out of three isn't that bad, I guess.